Philosofiction

Steve Bein, writer & philosopher

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The final chapter of the saga of the Fated Blades is the novella Streaming Dawn, an e-book exclusive available for any platform.

 

C2E2 Debrief

Well, I’m back.

That was the first line of
my last comic con debrief, and also the closing line of The Lord of the Rings, spoken by Sam Gamgee. I led with this line in my NYCC recap because while I was there, I got to be in the same room with Sean Astin, aka Sam Gamgee. This time around, I met a different Samwise. He’s a seeing eye dog for Danielle Lieber, a wonderful fan who came up and introduced herself at the autographing table. She told me the nicest thing a fan has ever told me: “Thank you so much for writing a blind character who isn’t totally helpless.”

She wanted to have her picture taken with me, and I said I’d like the same. So with Danielle’s permission, here we are at C2E2. Thanks again, Danielle!

Steve Bein and Danielle Lieber

Of course there were other highlights of the con. Lots of nerds in costumes, of course. The most impressive outfit might have been the cyborg Darth Maul (who, if you don’t know who he is, is basically the only good reason to sit through The Phantom Menace--and since he gets cut in half in the movie, there are no good reasons to see the next two prequels). This dude at the con wore Darth Maul makeup from the waist up, and from the waist down he wore a scratch-built, almost Hollywood-quality cybernetic body, including armor plating, flywheels, random wires and gears here and there, the works. I know, I know: hours and hours of attention to detail in his mother’s basement and all that. But it was still pretty damn impressive.

I saw legitimately famous people too. I sat next to the fifth doctor from Dr. Who, and saw Bruce Boxleitner, and was in the same building with Julie Newmar (which is titillating all by itself). The greatest actor of our time, Adam West, had to cancel at the last minute. I do hope he didn’t cancel for medical reasons; he is a national treasure. Please send him all well wishes, prayers, good juju, and whatever else you’ve got.




Chicago Comic Con coming right up

Just got my speaker’s badge in the mail for C2E2, aka the Chicago Comic and Entertainment Exposition, aka Chicago Comic Con. I cannot wait to come back to home, sweet home to see friends, family and fans. And loads of nerds in costumes. And Adam West. And other famous people for me to geek out on. If you’re in the area, I’d love to see you there!

Photo on 2013-04-17 at 11.28

When mind over matter fails...

...does that mean it’s time to resort to microchip over matter? I mean, sure, diet and exercise could help you lose weight, but why bother with that old stuff when you could undergo brain surgery instead?

This is some seriously weird tech: a chip in your brain that will control your appetite. You can read the article
here.


Speaking of robots...

Maybe the robots are watching me. Last night I posted on the possibility of silicon overlords, and lo and behold, this evening I happened to run across this old Discover article on AI.

Maybe you remember ELIZA, the world’s first e-therapist. She was a simple Java program that people could interact with in a proto-texting sort of way. As an attempt at passing the
Turing test, her programming was pretty simple: you tell her something and she replies by turning your statement into a question. (E.g. “I had a bad day.” “Why did you have a bad day?”)

What was really fascinating for me -- as a sci fi writer, a philosopher, and a technophobe -- was that 50% of the people who interacted with ELIZA couldn’t tell she was a machine. (It doesn’t follow that she passed the Turing test; it only follows that 50% of people just like to hear themselves talk.) Now fast-forward to 2007, when chatbots like ELIZA had advanced so far that
Discover magazine could publish a conversation between them.

Who could have guessed that even computer programs like talking philosophy? Check it out:
I chat, therefore I am.

Robot overlords?

Are you worried that robots will take over the world and kill us all? If so, you may not be a total whackjob. Or even if you are a whackjob, you might still find a job at Cambridge. Yes, one of the top universities on the planet now maintains a Centre for the Study of Existential Risk, dedicated to keeping an eye on potentially dangerous technology.

Obviously the sci-fi fan in me is fascinated. The writer in me has a different fascination: namely, what decisions go into crafting headlines for a story like this? Some media outlets were pretty level-headed about it. Others were, well, not. Here’s how
MSN describes three scholars opening an obscure think tank: “Robot overlords wiping out the human race may become reality.”


Happy Thanksgiving! Pass the Beans.

So I finally got the audiobook of Daughter of the Sword. Despite the fact that I own a Kindle, I’m not so good with technology, so I needed help getting the book onto my device. I got it just in time for Thanksgiving, so I could go home and show the fam.

I’ll start by saying that my experience working with Audible has been really great. When they contacted me to express their interest in
Daughter, I said I felt very strongly that the reader should be able to correctly pronounce all the Japanese names in the book. Audible said sure, no problem, and they made good on their word, hiring actress Allison Hiroto. Seeing her last name is Japanese, I thought, okay, I’m in good hands. Even so, for weeks I’ve been looking forward to hearing her and confirming that she got all the Japanese right.

She did. She’s great. The only name they didn’t get right in the audiobook is mine. The first line: “Audible presents
Daughter of the Sword, by Steve Bean.”

Well, that will happen. Everyone gets my family’s name wrong. (It’s “Bine,” not “Beene.”) I hasten to add that Audible has already fixed the problem, and that their ability to fix this in a matter of days speaks as much to their professionalism as their ability to have produced the thing in the first place. (No hating on Audible!)

The upshot of the error was that playing my audiobook got a lot of laughs from the family, and it was really a lot of fun. I’m no good in the kitchen, and since everyone else brings something delicious, at least this year I could bring something hilarious.

Thank you, Audible! For the error and for the swift correction!

I'm in the World's Biggest Bookstore

The World’s Biggest Bookstore in Toronto made me a featured author, and they were kind enough to send this picture of the endcap where they posted an interview with me.

Steve Bein WBB Endcap

If the typeface is a little too small in the photo, you can find the interview
here too.

Daughter of the Sword goes mass market

Daughter of the Sword is going to appear in mass market paperback next September, and today my editor sent me the flap copy to review. One of the really cool things that happens when your book gets a second printing is that the publisher can include a few pages listing all the praise you’ve collected from reviewers. I’ve really enjoyed reading the reviews as they’ve come in, but seeing all of the highlights in one page blew my socks off.

Shameless, maybe, but I have to share:

“A noir modern Tokyo overwhelmed by the shadows of Japanese history…A compelling multifaceted vision of a remarkable culture, and a great page-turner.”—Stephen Baxter, author of Stone Spring

Daughter of the Sword really captured my imagination. The interweaving of historical Japanese adventure and modern police procedural, Tokyo-style, caught me from two unexpected directions.”—Jay Lake, author of Endurance

“Effortlessly combines history and legend with a modern procedural…will have you staying up late to finish it.”—Diana Rowland, author of
Sins of the Demon

“An authentic and riveting thrill ride through both ancient and modern Japan. Definitely a winner.”—Kylie Chan, author of 
Heaven to Wudang

“Bein’s gripping debut is a meticulously researched, highly detailed blend of urban and historical fantasy set in modern Tokyo…Bein’s scrupulous attention to verisimilitude helps bring all the settings to life, respectfully showcasing Japan’s distinctive cultures and attitudes.”—
Publishers Weekly (starred review)

“A great police procedural urban fantasy that deftly rotates between Mariko in present day Japan and other warriors in past eras.”—
Genre Go Round Reviews

“[O]ne of the best debuts I have ever read…an epic tale that heralds the emergence of a major talent.”—Fantasy Book Critic

Daughter of the Sword reads like James Clavell’s Shogun would have if it had been crossed with high fantasy by way of a police procedural.”—Otherwhere Gazette

“Beautiful writing, a smart and resilient protagonist who meets her match in a coldly demented villain.”—
All Things Urban Fantasy

“[An] impressive debut…Bein’s breadth of knowledge about Japanese culture and history makes this story believable and will satisfy anyone looking for a fast-paced mystery with a fantasy edge.”—
RT Book Reviews

Wildlife Photographers of the Year

People who know me know I love photography. It’s one of the main reasons I travel, and since I’ve been able to travel a lot, I’ve been able to capture some really nice images -- but nothing like these. They are simply stunning.

And here is a rare photograph from Middle Earth: the One Ring burger at Denny’s, from their Hobbit-themed menu. One heart attack to rule them all....

The-Ring-Burger-Dennys-Hobbit

Debrief from New York Comic Con

Well, I’m back.

So said Sam Gamgee in
Lord of the Rings, and as luck would have it, this weekend I was in the room with Samwise himself! At NYCC this weekend, Sean Astin and I were signing autographs in the same area. (Though not in the same league; the line for his autograph was a wee bit longer than mine! On the other hand, I don’t know how many other people ever get asked to sign a baby, so maybe I’ve got a leg up on him there.)

NYCC autographing session Small Baby Signing


I also saw the original Batmobile and Batcycle, plus Boba Fett playing the accordion, Stormtroopers in lingerie, and some epic Lego creations, including a life-size construction of the Incredible Hulk. I even got to shake hands with the real Incredible Hulk (i.e. Lou Ferrigno), as well as the undisputed King of the Four-rounder (i.e. Butterbean), and I passed within six feet of the greatest actor of our time (i.e. Adam West). All in all, a pretty great weekend!


Sales report, and a bit of philosophical reflection

This week’s sales numbers are in, and they’re looking great.

Daughter of the Sword is #17 on Barnes & Noble's bestseller list for sci fi/fantasy trade paperbacks, and also a Pick of the Month for October by B&N’s sci fi and fantasy connoisseur, Jim Killen. (Check out his list here.) It’s also #19 on BookScan’s fantasy trade bestseller list. (BookScan is to book audiences what the Nielsen ratings are to TV audiences.)

Not too shabby for a book that’s less than two weeks old!

I’ve been tracking
Daughter’s standing on Amazon too, where its ranking fluctuates wildly. The day before it pub day, it stood at about 327,000th in overall book sales on Amazon. (There was a time when that wasn’t possible, but thanks to pre-orders, you can get on the charts even before your pub day.) Since then I’ve seen it go as high as 36,000th and as low as 239,000th.

Now maybe those numbers don’t seem so hot to you, but
Daughter isn’t my only book. My first book, Purifying Zen, is a translation of a classic Japanese study of the Zen master Dōgen. Not quite as gripping as Daughter of the Sword, but prior to Daughter’s pub day, I thought at least Purifying Zen had the sales advantage of actually existing.

It turns out that isn’t true. Remember when I said
Daughter was 327,000th on the list the day before it was released? On that day Purifying Zen was around 1.5 millionth on the list. That means a nonexistent fiction book outsells an existing philosophy book. Another way to put it is that my nothing was outselling my something, which is all kinds of ironic, since Dōgen himself had a lot to say about the relative values of somethingness and nothingness.

It's another Happy Pub Day!

What an amazing day it’s been! Daughter of the Sword came out this morning, and tonight my Brazilian Jiujitsu instructor promoted me to blue belt. To quote the immortal Ice Cube, I didn’t even have to use my AK; I gotta say it was a good day.

Right after the belt test I ran down to my local bookstore to see if I was there. (There’s a philosophical conundrum for you.) Lo and behold, there was Mariko, looking up at me from the new fiction table. Sweetness! Here’s a photo of me with the two great things that happened to me today (and also with Sweetness):

book belt sweetness

(Sorry, you probably have to be a football fan to get the Sweetness reference, and it helps if you were alive in the 1980s. And sorry to all you Broncos fans out there too, but there is only one Payton.)

Party in Rochester

I’m very excited to announce the first public event for my first novel! On Saturday, October 6th, I’ll be doing a reading, autographing, and Q&A session at the Barnes & Noble in Apache Mall in Rochester, MN. The event is from 2:00-4:00 PM, and the city of Rochester has been gracious enough to block off the streets just to throw an after-party of epic proportions for little old me.

Okay, so that last part isn’t quite true. I’d planned all along to throw an after-party, but right after the reading and signing event there’s a big block party downtown called the Venue. Beers, burgers, and bands by the bucketload. Half of the people I would have invited to my after-party are going to be at the Venue, so I’m just inviting the other half to come on down. It’s going be a blast: lots of live music (including Mason Jennings and my personal Rochester favorites, the Astrogliders), plenty of good eats, and local artistic talent on display to boot. Better yet, if you buy a copy of
Daughter of the Sword at the Barnes & Noble shindig, you get $5 off the price at the door for the Venue shindig.

So put it in your calendar and come on down:
  • Saturday, October 6th
  • 2:00-4:00: Book launch event at Barnes & Noble Apache Mall (details here)
  • 3:00-whenever: party at the Venue (details here)
  • Buy a copy of Daughter of the Sword at B&N and your receipt gets you $5 off at the door at the Venue

Happy Pub Day!

Today is publication day for Only a Shadow, released a month early to whet your whistle for the next story of the Fated Blades, Daughter of the Sword. This is my second published novella and my first electronically published anything, so I’m very happy this day has finally arrived!

As if to celebrate pub day, I got an e-mail from my agent this afternoon confirming that HarperCollins wants to publish
Only a Shadow in Australia and New Zealand. Thanks, Aussies and Kiwis, for your interest in my work! I’m looking forward to flying down to visit some of you in your hemisphere next spring.

And also in celebration of pub day, I’ve officially entered the blogosphere. Here is my very first guest post,
“Why swords?” My host is The Qwillery, where Daughter of the Sword was selected for their Debut Author Challenge.

Happy Pub Day!

Today is publication day for Only a Shadow, released a month early to whet your whistle for the next story of the Fated Blades, Daughter of the Sword. This is my second published novella and my first electronically published anything, so I’m very happy this day has finally arrived!

As if to celebrate pub day, I got an e-mail from my agent this afternoon confirming that HarperCollins wants to publish
Only a Shadow in Australia and New Zealand. Thanks, Aussies and Kiwis, for your interest in my work! I’m looking forward to flying down to visit some of you in your hemisphere next spring.

And also in celebration of pub day, I’ve officially entered the blogosphere. Here is my very first guest post,
“Why swords?” My host is The Qwillery, where Daughter of the Sword was selected for their Debut Author Challenge.

Great balls of fire

The fantasy I write tends to be pretty muted. The characters in Only a Shadow have no trouble believing in the magic sword they’ve set out to steal, because A) they live in the 1400s, where belief in sorcery was common, and B) they’re ninja, so magical mudras and mantras are a normal part of their training. I like “realistic” magic, if there is such a thing: magic that blends into the background, without knocking the world out of whack.

Until tonight, I figured I’d never write a story with a lot of wizards running around the streets throwing fireballs at each other. That never quite fit into the category of “realistic” magic for me... until tonight. Check out
this video of a real live fireball throwing jamboree in El Salvador. It ain’t magic, but it sure is a bunch of people running around the streets throwing fireballs at each other.

Great balls of fire

The fantasy I write tends to be pretty muted. The characters in Only a Shadow have no trouble believing in the magic sword they’ve set out to steal, because A) they live in the 1400s, where belief in sorcery was common, and B) they’re ninja, so magical mudras and mantras are a normal part of their training. I like “realistic” magic, if there is such a thing: magic that blends into the background, without knocking the world out of whack.

Until tonight, I figured I’d never write a story with a lot of wizards running around the streets throwing fireballs at each other. That never quite fit into the category of “realistic” magic for me... until tonight. Check out
this video of a real live fireball throwing jamboree in El Salvador. It ain’t magic, but it sure is a bunch of people running around the streets throwing fireballs at each other.

Cover photo!

I just received a copy of Daughter of the Sword in the mail, and the cover is gorgeous. Here it is, sitting on my kitchen table:

Cover photo!

I just received a copy of Daughter of the Sword in the mail, and the cover is gorgeous. Here it is, sitting on my kitchen table:

Happy 50th, Jackie! (And Happy 101st too!)

This weekend Jackie Chan’s 101st movie opened in theaters across China. He filmed his first kung fu movie in 1962, making this year his 50th in the business. (50th!)

Neither of these feats is as remarkable or as surprising as the fact that the guy is still alive. I like to think the dojos I came up in were pretty hard core, and I have my share of surgical scars to prove it, but Jackie has broken, sprained, dislocated, or ruptured just about every part of his body. My hat is off to anyone who can list “hit in the head by a helicopter” among his injuries.

The good people at Cracked have provided this helpful diagram of The Man’s many wounds over 50 years of filmmaking. Jackie, if you’re still up to it, my life dream is for you to kick me through a plate glass window. So long as someone captures it on film, I don’t care what part of me you break.

jackiechaninjurymap

Find the original image--and the funny stuff that accompanies it--
here.